There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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