Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone š
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
āOn a breakā is implied when itās a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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