Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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