So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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