let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The power of my boobs compel you
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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