i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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