I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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