Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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