did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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