I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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