I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
