i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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