But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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