using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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