Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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