So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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