Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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