i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
