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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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followup question: what if both somones were me?

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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk

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(925): View more from California

Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?

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(928): View more from Arizona

I got conspiracy theory drunk.

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