Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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