i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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