that's an acceptable place to lick
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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