I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
please come you make the beer taste better
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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