just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just found puke in my bra..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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