there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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