Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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