Who did Billy Mays play for?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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