moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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