Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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