She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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