WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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