But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
