I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
