Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Who died my cat blue again?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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