You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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