All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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