Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Liz is crying about burritos again.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
