People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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