Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
