it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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