so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
