I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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