whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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