She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she looked like the before picture.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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