I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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