of course. lets lasso hookers.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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