just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Panties = found
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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