on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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