yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Randomize
