And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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